Finished MiniProjects

First I made my own stuffed bunny. See below post .

Today I made banana bread from scratch for the first time. It tastes really good.

Top Guilty Pleasures

1. Lego! I love the stuff to death and have boxes and boxes of it! A few years ago I pulled all of it out and built every single set. It was about 150+ sets of lego.


2. 80's music - Ashamed to admit my secret addiction to it but I can't go through a day without my dose. It's an ironic one considering I was only alive for like 2 years in the 80's.


3. Musicals - 99% of the kick ass


4. Lame T.v. Shows - Greys Anatomy, Ugly Betty etc etc. I have time shifting so incase I miss them I can always watch them late at night. The ultimate guilty t.v. pleasure has to be my super sweet 16. Nothing better then watching spoiled rich kids throw tantrums. It's a double whammy too because its on MTV which basically stands for trash tv in my mind.



5. As a vegetarian I probably should not enjoy eating things that resemble meat but darn I really enjoy some of the veggie "meat" products. Tofuturkey anyone?


and last but not least my top guilty pleasure

Spending time with my friends or on my computer when I actually should be working on stuff. Oooops!

Today I made a bunny

Today I made a bunny - I sowed him by hand.

Gun Shaped Items

One of my personal favorite blog entries taken of my artsy blog. 

1. A gun shaped blow dryer? Something seems really wrong about this especially since well... you point a blowdryer or should I say gundryer at your head.



3. This is another absurd item I found. Kids get suspended for pointing "gun" shaped chicken fingers (or was it a nugget) and going bang. Can you imagine the uproar with this ruler? Plus what does a gun have to do with measuring? ... Well aside from being a super cool design that has grown on me and I want now.. 



3. And of course the last item... Nothing matches up to this one:



This unfortunate toy gun has a whistle on the end of the barrel. 

It's a toy where the basketball spins and opens up when you pull the trigger. As it spins it plays music. Oh yeah, it's got a whistle that you play by sticking the barrel of this gun-shaped toy in your mouth!

Few more randoms for fun:

Let there be fur?

I was watching TV and my dog came to snuggle up on me. With this came a snowfall of fur. 

This marks the a very joyous occasion. The moment Holiday partying starts my dog seems to go into full shed. This usually means she looses the weight equivalent of a cat in fur. It seems to be her special touch to the season especially when it's popular to be wearing black.

 I imagine she is thinking"Hey look now you look GREAT, i have added my special touch and everyone will know you have a dog at home. Now they will know that leftovers must be taken home to feed the starving animal". 

"Starving dog! Leftovers Please?"

When your mood really fucking sucks

What to do when your mood really fucking sucks:

1. Sleep 
   
2. Watch Tv for hours
   
3. Sleep
   
4. Skip work and lie about why you didnt go in
5. Sleep
6. Sit on the computer and look at the screen
7. Not eat
8. Read
9. Sit some more
10. Refuse to think because that wont help at all 
11. Be AntiSocial

And when thats not enough - sleep some more. 

I want to sleep forever

Oh December...

Don't get me wrong I love the holidays but sometimes ... Xmas can be a huge pain in the ass. 

Some top christmas peeves:

1. Fruit Cake - The fucking gift that never stops giving. It never rots and its a disgusting brick of the worlds most unappetizing cake with little jelly things that usually look like an elf that ate too much christmas spirit upchucked on it

2. Inflatable Snowmen - Those creepy things... Not only do they scare my dog at night they are ugly and tacky... MAKE A REAL SNOWMAN. No one wants to walk by your house and see a huge creepy thing larger then your house on your front lawn.

3. Overdecorated Houses - Guess what-  You can over decorate your house people! 1 billion christmas lights is not beautiful, it's painful to look at. The worse is those freaks that think its cool to set their lights up to music and then people drive by, tune into a special radio station and watch and listen to the show. Take your gingerbread houses somewhere else where I don't have to see them. 

Theres a whole site devoted to people with their terrible light hanging taste: 

http://www.uglychristmaslights.com/

4. Christmas Music - It's great if it was to start a week before or heck even two but it seems like its a year long phenomenon now. Once Halloween is done its time to bust out the music. This includes of course the terrible pop artist remakes of classics, techno christmas music and a whole spectrum of music that is enough to make your ears bleed. 

5. Ugly Christmas Trees - They are everywhere! I don't want to see a cheep fake tree thats taped together, the branches are all bald and there are like 3 or 4 little decorations on the tree and like red bows. It's not that hard to come up with a creative pretty tree on a low budget even. 

More to come...